123 Twitter me a cocktail please!

Twitter! Twitter! Twitter!  We tried our best not to give in but now we are twittering with all the other wannabes out there.  At least we use this not so marvel of the modern age for good rather than mediocrity.  Sometimes we twitter for cocktail suggestions, sometimes we just want to let you know about a cool new tiki bar.  Thats not so bad.  But lets not forget the rest of the show.  Monique joins us this week, three hosts are better than two.  Sunshine is obsessed with flax seed and cocoa powder, its all about the antioxidants.  Pumpkin shares her thoughts on Furverts, a fun and strange fetish sweeping the nation.  Monique is here to help our female listeners get more in touch with themselves.....if you know what we mean.  Lastly, Pumpkins dog Charlie visits and gives the gift of flatulence.  Stinky.  So mix up a tiki drink, sit back and pretend you are in the lounge with us.

122 Tiki for your Hump day

You asked and you got it.  Our first Hump day podcast, and depending on how many listeners tune in we may keep this up.  Whats different?  Starshine will co-host the Wednesday shows as Pumpkin has a job or something.  On this very special podcast Starshine and Sunshine shake up a cocktail per the usual and banter on about whatever tickles their fancy.  Our cocktail is the Bali Dream, choc full of many spirits including one of our new favorites...black Rum.  Did we mention that we need your help?  We still have a few t-shirts left before we order more.  Just $25 which includes shipping....send us an email with your size and we can get one to you.  Looks great on pretty much anyone.  Sunshine responds to a listener request to give advice on which iPhone apps are best for cocktails.  Listen to hear which are best and in most cases FREE!

121 Vegan Tikis and Armpit Fetish

Pumpkin is seriously obsessed with her vegan cookbook, but would you believe theres a chapter on throwing a vegan tiki extravaganza?  Yes, there is.  And would you believe just how many people engage in "armpit fetish."  Far to many not to turn your stomach, but to each his/her own.  Freaks!  Odd subject matter is of the norm here in the lounge, and so are cocktails.  This week we try some Voodoo Tiki Tequila, a smooth spirit with some special idol charm.  Pumpkin gets a little loud after her tequila and Sunshine complains about the digital afterlife that more and more of us are "living."?  Plenty of reasons to put our little podcast in your brain.  Cocktails, chit chat and shenanigans.

120 The Island of Kava Kon

What do you get when you cross great exotica with ample booze and two tired hosts?  We leave it up to our listeners to decide.  We try a semi classic cocktail, the sazerac.  This is one whiskey cocktail that has some serious punch.  Pumpkin didn't do to well with the whiskey so Sunshine threw together a quickie with the sweetness she was looking for, we leave it up to our listeners to give a name to this new alcohol treat.  Our music this weeks comes from the new album by Kava Kon.  We highly recommend you find or download their second album, and arguably the best yet.  Pumpkin shares about her doggy who will star in an upcoming commercial about canine worms.  Sunshine shares some sad news about the closing a the Islands restaurant in Laguna Beach, CA.  Other than that, its a total tangent fest.  Enjoy!

119 Bloody Marys with Octomom

To say that this weeks show is all about the ever retarded Octomom would be a bit misleading.  But, we do certainly yell at her BS antics one more time.  Our much needed libation is the famous Bloody Mary.  We don't give a recipe since everyone already "makes the best Bloody Mary."  Starshine is in for Pumpkin again and she is playing her hostess duties well.  Her commentary on the economy, smart water and children whacking each other in the balls is priceless.  Sunshine tells about his new home carbonator, make all the soda, ginger ale and lemon lime you need for your cocktails.  Most drinks only need a splash of soda, so why buy a large bottle or a six pack.  Sunshine is also ranting about the awesome new tropical home fragrances he came across, Scentsy!  Im not selling it, but maybe I should.  Smells like Hawaii in your living room.  We close out the show with a few more details on the Hukilau and Flamingos Day 2009.  Fun for all.

118 Is the Snuggie Zen?

Our show this week starts with Booze as usual.  Enough liquor that Pumpkin is a bit smashed in the first 10 minutes.  "Between the Sheets" is the cocktail and shenanigans is the game.  We continue our salute to great American writers with the favorite drink of none other than Edna St. Vincent Millay, a longer name would just be silly.  Her early 20th century poetic works have been praised till this day.  But less seriously, Pumpkin really steals the show with her drunken blabber.  Vagina this, balls that.  Pumpkin also shares an encounter with a buss full of "challenged" people.  If you ever needed proof that Karma exists then this is the show for you.  In keeping with the theme of our show, Sunshine brings us news of Tiki Oasis, Hukilau and the new album from Kava Kon.  Cheers.

117 Skittle Infusions and Sweater Yams

Aloha Tiki Friends, it's a brand new week in the Zen Tiki Lounge and we are both ready for some unwinding.  Our little drinky this week is the Ward Eight.  A bourbon style concoction makes  a rare appearance in the Lounge.  If you only drink foo fu drinks you should still try this one.  A classic sour drink.  A drink named after an insane asylum is just what Pumpkin needed to get her started on Jesus bashing and old people trashing.  Sunshine revisits the nipple problem, just where exactly does that milk come from.  We also take another look at the mystery of the snuggie, the worlds best selling infomercial product of all time!  Really!  And thats just a sample of the great bag of crap in this weeks podcast.  Remember to share with a friend....the cocktail too.