54 Famous Tikis in Black History

In this wonderful episode Sunshine and Pumpkin dive into the Tiki connection with Black History month. Have you ever wondered where all those crazy drug companies get their silly names for medications.....? Wonder no more. Sunshine gives the scoop on his latest trip to Vegas with his boyfriend and Pumpkin shows her jealousy. Make sure you listen to Sunshine give the details on where to find the Beer of Champagne. Listen, Learn, Enjoy.

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Drink of the Week
Winter Breeze
2oz Rum
2oz pomegranite juice
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
mint leaves bruised
Lime wheelsIn your shaker combine juice and rum. Pour over ice in chilled glass. Toss in mint leaves and stir well. Garnish rim of glass with lime wheels.

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53 Wish us a Happy Anniversary!

Lord have mercy, we did it! No one is more surprised that Sunshine and Pumpkin could post a new podcast each and every week than we are. We continue to have a great time talking to anyone who will listen and getting us all a little sloshed in the process. Our one year anniversary episode brings some of our listeners into the lounge to help with the drinking and shenanigans. Our drink of the week comes to you from our very own listeners. Raul and Starshine stop by to help us celebrate, not to mention try to reveal our secrets. Nice Try you guys. We promise to keep going as long as we are able.

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Drink of the Week
Topless Mai Tai
2oz pineapple juice
2oz OJ
1.5oz light rum
1oz mango rum
In a shaker with ice, toss together the light rum, juices. Pour over ice, then top with mango rum, pouring slowly over drink. Do not stir.

 

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52 Tiki, the god for the working man

As we record this weeks episode the snow is coming down in So Cal. Global warming, not really. Our cocktail this week warms from the inside and comes direct from Maui. Pumpkin is very excited to hear that David Beckham will be joining us in LA, though Sunshine doesn't seem to care much about that. Banana Republic has gone ape over big people and Sunshine bitches about a near death parking experience at his favorite coffee house.

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Drink of the Week
Pele's Mai Tai
1/2oz Mango Rum
1/2oz light Rum
1oz dark Rum
Pineapple juice
Grenadine

Lime wedges

In your shaker combine juice, mango rum and light rum. Shake with ice and pour over glass filled with crushed ice. Ice must be crushed. Top with dark rum and pour a few drops down the inside of the glass in two or three places. Do not stir, squeeze lime over and take a big gulp. Feel the burn!.

 

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51 Sally Field is a lazy bitch and Gilligan screws up everything

Sunshine and Pumpkin have lots of shout outs to our wonderful listeners this week. Preceded by a delicious and intoxicating cocktail that is sure to make the burliest of men feel fruity. Pumpkin tells of her upcoming trip to Kuai, trying to rub it in. Sunshine throws it back with his upcoming trip to Vegas, staying at the beautiful and luxurious Wynn resort. Theres also plenty of chit chat, topics ranging from Sally Fields laziness to stolen Russian uranium.

Drink of the Week
Paradise Found
1oz Coconut Rum
1/4oz Mango Rum
1/4oz pineapple rum
2oz pineapple juice
Splash Sprite

Put all ingredients except Sprite in shaker. Shake with ice and pour over ice in glass. Top with sprite (optional).

50 The Zen Tiki Lounge hits the big FIVE O

Sunshine and Pumpkin don't feel 50, but it is our 50th trip to the Lounge. A big thank you to all our listeners around the globe. We never thought so many people in other parts of the world would be tuning in. This show is packed with all the shenanigans your used to and a damn good cocktail if we do say so. You will surely want to serve this concoction at your next shindig or luau. .

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Drink of the Week
Topless Mai Tai
1oz Coconut Rum
1oz Mango Rum
2oz pineapple juice
1oz orange juice
Splash orgeat syrup

Put all ingredients except mango rum in your shaker with ice; Shake well and pour into glass with ice; Top with mango rum and do not stir. Garnish extra fancy with a fresh pineapple wedge, orange wedge and a strawberry on side of highball glass.

49 It's snowing in the Zen Tiki Lounge, Brrrrrrrr

As we record this weeks episode the snow is coming down in So Cal. Global warming, not really. Our cocktail this week warms from the inside and comes direct from Maui. Pumpkin is very excited to hear that David Beckham will be joining us in LA, though Sunshine doesn't seem to care much about that. Banana Republic has gone ape over big people and Sunshine bitches about a near death parking experience at his favorite coffee house.

Click HERE to visit YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com and give a ticket to those A holes that piss you off.  How Zen!

Drink of the Week
Lime in Don Coconut
1oz Coconut Rum
1/2oz Citrus Vodka
Splash sweet and sour
Splash simple syrup
Top with club soda

Put all ingredients except club soda in your shaker with ice.  Shake well and pour into glass with ice.  Top with 1-2oz of club soda, add a stir stick or schwizel.  Garnish with a lime wedge and maraschino cherry.  Enjoy with a friend, and repeat.

48 Pumpkin gets her DIRTY on and tries to save the Seahorses

Pumpkin has her panties in a bunch over the new ass bleaching fad. Have you ever wanted a pinker ass? Pumpkin tells you how to do it. Pumpkin also tells us about the horrible things people do to seahorses just to get a boner, it's so sad. Sunshine gives the latest on why George W is a little pussy. Lastly we tell you the story of a new character at the lounge, Mozzarella Lady.

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Drink of the Week
The Nalu
2oz Vodka
1/2oz Blue Curacau
3oz orange/guava/mango juice
This drnk comes to us from Maui, the Aloha mixed plate restaurant. Make sure to put the strawberry puree in the bottom of the glass. Then slowly poor all other ingredients from shaker over the strawberry for a red and blue layered cocktail. Garnish with a strawberry or edible orchid.