52 Tiki, the god for the working man

As we record this weeks episode the snow is coming down in So Cal. Global warming, not really. Our cocktail this week warms from the inside and comes direct from Maui. Pumpkin is very excited to hear that David Beckham will be joining us in LA, though Sunshine doesn't seem to care much about that. Banana Republic has gone ape over big people and Sunshine bitches about a near death parking experience at his favorite coffee house.

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Drink of the Week
Pele's Mai Tai
1/2oz Mango Rum
1/2oz light Rum
1oz dark Rum
Pineapple juice
Grenadine
Lime wedges

In your shaker combine juice, mango rum and light rum. Shake with ice and pour over glass filled with crushed ice. Ice must be crushed. Top with dark rum and pour a few drops down the inside of the glass in two or three places. Do not stir, squeeze lime over and take a big gulp. Feel the burn!.

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51 Sally Field is a lazy bitch and Gilligan screws up everything

Sunshine and Pumpkin have lots of shout outs to our wonderful listeners this week. Preceded by a delicious and intoxicating cocktail that is sure to make the burliest of men feel fruity. Pumpkin tells of her upcoming trip to Kuai, trying to rub it in. Sunshine throws it back with his upcoming trip to Vegas, staying at the beautiful and luxurious Wynn resort. Theres also plenty of chit chat, topics ranging from Sally Fields laziness to stolen Russian uranium.

Drink of the Week
Paradise Found
1oz Coconut Rum
1/4oz Mango Rum
1/4oz pineapple rum
2oz pineapple juice
Splash Sprite

Put all ingredients except Sprite in shaker. Shake with ice and pour over ice in glass. Top with sprite (optional).

50 The Zen Tiki Lounge hits the big FIVE O

Sunshine and Pumpkin don't feel 50, but it is our 50th trip to the Lounge. A big thank you to all our listeners around the globe. We never thought so many people in other parts of the world would be tuning in. This show is packed with all the shenanigans your used to and a damn good cocktail if we do say so. You will surely want to serve this concoction at your next shindig or luau. .

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Drink of the Week
Topless Mai Tai
1oz Coconut Rum
1oz Mango Rum
2oz pineapple juice
1oz orange juice
Splash orgeat syrup

Put all ingredients except mango rum in your shaker with ice; Shake well and pour into glass with ice; Top with mango rum and do not stir. Garnish extra fancy with a fresh pineapple wedge, orange wedge and a strawberry on side of highball glass.

49 It's snowing in the Zen Tiki Lounge, Brrrrrrrr

As we record this weeks episode the snow is coming down in So Cal. Global warming, not really. Our cocktail this week warms from the inside and comes direct from Maui. Pumpkin is very excited to hear that David Beckham will be joining us in LA, though Sunshine doesn't seem to care much about that. Banana Republic has gone ape over big people and Sunshine bitches about a near death parking experience at his favorite coffee house.

Click HERE to visit YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com and give a ticket to those A holes that piss you off.  How Zen!

Drink of the Week
Lime in Don Coconut
1oz Coconut Rum
1/2oz Citrus Vodka
Splash sweet and sour
Splash simple syrup
Top with club soda

Put all ingredients except club soda in your shaker with ice.  Shake well and pour into glass with ice.  Top with 1-2oz of club soda, add a stir stick or schwizel.  Garnish with a lime wedge and maraschino cherry.  Enjoy with a friend, and repeat.

48 Pumpkin gets her DIRTY on and tries to save the Seahorses

Pumpkin has her panties in a bunch over the new ass bleaching fad. Have you ever wanted a pinker ass? Pumpkin tells you how to do it. Pumpkin also tells us about the horrible things people do to seahorses just to get a boner, it's so sad. Sunshine gives the latest on why George W is a little pussy. Lastly we tell you the story of a new character at the lounge, Mozzarella Lady.

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Drink of the Week
The Nalu
2oz Vodka
1/2oz Blue Curacau
3oz orange/guava/mango juice
This drnk comes to us from Maui, the Aloha mixed plate restaurant. Make sure to put the strawberry puree in the bottom of the glass. Then slowly poor all other ingredients from shaker over the strawberry for a red and blue layered cocktail. Garnish with a strawberry or edible orchid.

47 Cheers, here's to a new year of cocktails and shenanigans!

Sunshine is staring the new year off with a real bastard of a cold. Hopefully a few drinks and some bitching will cure all. The Zen Tiki Lounge will try some new things this year, much to the dismay of Pumpkin who hates role playing. Keep your minds out of the gutter, it's not that kind of role playing. The show will continue with plenty of drinking, shenanigans and the usual banter between your two favorite podcasting lushes. Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas? We did. Sunshine received more gift cards than he knows what to do with and Pumpkin got the cold hard cash she always wanted from Daddy!

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Drink of the Week
Berries and Cream Martini
3oz Harry and David Berries and Cream mixer
2oz Vodka or Gin, maybe even Rum
Chocolate rimming sugar
In a large shaker double the ingredients and make this for two. Shake with ice and strain into rimmed, chilled martini glass. It just doens't get any easier. This is a great mixer, using fresh fruit and wholesome ingredients. No high fructose corn syrup here.

46 Mele Kalikimaka, Drink up!

The world rejoices, the Zen Tiki Lounge is back in time for the holidays. Sunshine ran off to Hawaii for a while and Pumpkin was left home to do all her holiday shopping stag. Fear not, our holiday episode is full of good cheer, songs of merry and a cocktail or two to brighten any spirit. Sunshine returns to the lounge to tell about his trip to the 49th state, but saving more for later. Pumpkin bashes the holiday revel of traffic and crazy people. Did we mention lots of cheer? Join us this week for a very special Zen Tiki Lounge. Sit back, relax, sip your cocktail and let us entertain you.

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Drink of the Week
Peppermint Martini & Spiked Cocoa
2oz peppermint schnapps
Club Soda
Crushed peppermint
Hot Cocoa
Throw your schnapps into a shaker with ice and shake. After shaking add the soda and swirl. Pour into a chilled martini glass rimmed with crushed peppermint. For an easy spiked cocoa just make your favorite hot cocoa and add some high proof peppermint schnapps. Keep the schnapps at 60 proof or higher.