16 Around the world in 16 weeks.

Drink of the WeekHawaiian Sunset 1 1/2 oz. Light Rum 1/2 oz. Orange Curacao 1/2 oz. Orgeat Syrup 1 oz. Sweet Sour Grenadine Syrup Blend ingredients except grenadine in blender with ice. Pour into tall glass, and top with grenadine. Garnish with fresh lime.

Next Week's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Light Rum 151, Orange Juice, Passion Fruit Nectar, Angostura Bitters and Soda.

On this week's show Sunshine and Pumpkin send a big "Howdy" to their listeners on the continent of Africa. The hot dog conspiracy continues, warning: don't let your children choke on weiners. Bush continues to speak on behalf of the country with arrogance and stupidity. A heavy episode, but worth the listen.

15 Pumpkin's Mother checks in to the looney bin, and the clappers go for a walk.

Drink of the Week:The Wavebender 1oz orange juice 1/2 oz lemon juice dash of grenadine add to shaker with ice, pour into collins glass over ice. Top off with ginger ale. Yum!

Next Weeks drink: Have the following ingredients ready:1 Light Rum, Orange Curacao, Orgeat Syrup, Sweet Sour, Grenadine Syrup.

News Flash! Hot Dogs now come in packages of eight. Amazing! Pumpkins Mother takes a dive off the deep end with taboo questions for the beadroom. Large people clap while walking for cancer and we say a great big tiki HELLO to all our fans in Washington, Oregon and British Columbia.

14 Shrinkage is more interesting than David Blaine.

Drink of the WeekPineapple-Coconut Margarita 1oz Tequila 1oz Triple Sec 1-2 oz Cream of Coconut or Coconut Milk 1 cup ice Blend all ingredients, pour into margarita glass rimmed with sugar or salt.

Next Week's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Orange Juice, Lemon Juice, Grenadine, Ginger Ale

Show Notes Sometimes you just can't get what you want. Horrible customer service has become a part of life but you can get your point across with dirty language and yelling. David Blaine fails us all, and the new nutritional tv shows...some good and some bad. Pumpkin walks for cancer with Mom, and we talk about Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's out there!

13 Mannies, Manscaping and Immigration. What better combination could you ask for?

Drink of the WeekPearl Harbor 1oz Vodka 1oz Midori 1/2oz Pineapple Juice 1/2oz Orange Juice Maraschino Cherry for garnish Toss all into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain, into collins glass filled with ice. Enjoy!

Next Weeks's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Milk, Blender, Ice, Salt.

Show Notes Sunshine and Pumpkin delve deep into their pants to discuss shaving or not shaving. Mexico's president and president bush are the same evil man. Immigration tickles our hot button, but the traffic sure was better. Lastly, we take the time to share our thoughts on cow flatulance's contributions to global warming. It doesn't get any better!

Newsflash! The Senate is preparing to Vote on the "Federal Marriage Amendment" This defines Marriage in the United States as only between Man and Woman. Think about this... Regardless about how you personally feel about Gay people getting married. The constitution is no place for this type of discrimination! This amendment would forever write discrimination into the United States Constitution. The Constitution was written to protect and ensure equality for ALL Americans. This amendment would destroy that equality by rewriting the Constitution to treat same-sex couples differently than other Americans. Church and State are separate in America! That is what makes our country so great! We are free to pursue our own beliefs. But crazy conservatives are trying to destroy that basic principal which our country was founded on. Please take 1 minute to visit This Website to ask your senator to Vote against the FMA and defend the principles of freedom and equality in our Constitution.

12 Rainbows, Cotton Swabs and Walmart like to party on Thursday.

Drink of the weekKungaloosh! 1 cup Daily's Strawberry Daiquiri Mix 1/4 cup orange juice 1/4 cup Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum 1/4 cup blackberry brandy Toss it in a blender with enough ice to make it slushy.

Next Weeks Drink Have the follwing ingredients ready: Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Maraschino Cherry

Show Notes This week Sunshine and Pumpkin discover that the cool people party on Thursday. We also tell the story of the rainbow flag, piss off God and lets not forget the tale of the pink lint in the dryer. Pour a drink and enjoy!

11 My balls hurt after eating jelly beans and hot dogs.

Drink of the WeekPassion Fruit Margarita 2oz tequila 1oz orange liqueur 1oz passion fruit puree 1oz lime juice 1oz simple syrup ice blend all together, salt or sugar rim of glass if you like.

Next Week's Drink Have these ingredients ready: Spiced Rum, Blackberry Brandy, Strawberry Daquiri Mix, Orange Juice, a blender.

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Show Notes Sunshine and Pumpking discuss the heavy topic of ball pain and the hot dog bun conspiracy. Old ladies have stinky poo farts and let it all out. We are disgusted with the upcoming movie Flight 93. Our lovely President has surely pushed for movies that will continue fear of other nations....supposed terrorists! What a jackass!!

10 Bush wants to blow Iran, while Americans get fatter and more stupid!

Drink of the Week:The Gilligan's Island 1oz Vodka 1oz Peach Schnapps 3oz Cranberry Juice 3oz Orange Juice

Next Week's Drink: Have the following ingredients ready: passion fruit puree, tequila, ice, a blender.

Show Notes: Imminent action against Iran, Yeah!! America's children are the fattest, and will be the dumbest of "educated" nations by 2023. New Car seats for fat babies. Bush likes his Americans stupid and fat.

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