405 God Walks Into Our Tiki Bar

405 God Walks Into Our Tiki Bar

On this episode of ZTL podcast Sunshine, Starshine and Kalani try our latest cocktail creation, Mrs. Kravitz’ Daydream. Sunshine was inspired by the Bewitched character who was the frequent victim of witchcraft and a medaling mother in law. If Gladys was sipping this drink before peeping through her window it may explain a few things. Also on this show: Ice Made Clear is the latest ice making device that actually seems to make clear ice. A quick update on Tiki Caliente 11. Some anecdotal conversation about how difficult it is to be a cocktail server in a casino. Fun new bottle LED lights to brighten your bar. Nude zamboni operators and more.

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335 A Visit To Smugglers Cove And A 4th Of July Hangover

335 A Visit To Smugglers Cove And A 4th Of July Hangover

Join us for a quick trip through San Francisco.  Smugglers Cove and Tonga Room are just two of the watering holes we managed to spend a few hours sipping rum drinks while the sounds of gay pride were all around.  It was a weekend to party and the bar scene didn't disappoint.  

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139 A Spoonful of Tiki Makes the Politics go Down

Lets face it, a good stiff drink makes it easier for even the most uptight person to discuss politics.  Sunshine and Kalani certainly don't need a cocktail for conversation about the subjects like "don't ask, don't tell" or gay marriage.  This episode is not all serious matters, we also discuss how helpful a good dose of ginger can be, both in your drink and to curb many ailments.  Mint is another great herb our cocktails can't do without.  And we have plenty of listener mail and comments as well.  Enjoy!

25 Bacon goes with everything, even Tikis!

Did you know bacon can be for dessert? Saddam goes on a one meal hunger strike, there a real trooper for ya. We read a delightful email from Michelle in Switzerland about legal gay unions, discuss thoughts and opinions. This takes the Jesus out of marriage. Pumpkin gives us a quick update on her mothers latest bought of insanity while we listen to some classical violin concertos. Drink of the week Well Drink Mix 2oz vodka with 6 oz of cranberry, oj or grapefruit juices. Pour ingredients over ice and stir.

Next weeks drink Whole mint leaves, fresh brewed tropical tea, Rose's lime juice, vodka, an orange.

13 Mannies, Manscaping and Immigration. What better combination could you ask for?

Drink of the WeekPearl Harbor 1oz Vodka 1oz Midori 1/2oz Pineapple Juice 1/2oz Orange Juice Maraschino Cherry for garnish Toss all into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain, into collins glass filled with ice. Enjoy!

Next Weeks's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Milk, Blender, Ice, Salt.

Show Notes Sunshine and Pumpkin delve deep into their pants to discuss shaving or not shaving. Mexico's president and president bush are the same evil man. Immigration tickles our hot button, but the traffic sure was better. Lastly, we take the time to share our thoughts on cow flatulance's contributions to global warming. It doesn't get any better!

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11 My balls hurt after eating jelly beans and hot dogs.

Drink of the WeekPassion Fruit Margarita 2oz tequila 1oz orange liqueur 1oz passion fruit puree 1oz lime juice 1oz simple syrup ice blend all together, salt or sugar rim of glass if you like.

Next Week's Drink Have these ingredients ready: Spiced Rum, Blackberry Brandy, Strawberry Daquiri Mix, Orange Juice, a blender.

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Show Notes Sunshine and Pumpking discuss the heavy topic of ball pain and the hot dog bun conspiracy. Old ladies have stinky poo farts and let it all out. We are disgusted with the upcoming movie Flight 93. Our lovely President has surely pushed for movies that will continue fear of other nations....supposed terrorists! What a jackass!!

10 Bush wants to blow Iran, while Americans get fatter and more stupid!

Drink of the Week:The Gilligan's Island 1oz Vodka 1oz Peach Schnapps 3oz Cranberry Juice 3oz Orange Juice

Next Week's Drink: Have the following ingredients ready: passion fruit puree, tequila, ice, a blender.

Show Notes: Imminent action against Iran, Yeah!! America's children are the fattest, and will be the dumbest of "educated" nations by 2023. New Car seats for fat babies. Bush likes his Americans stupid and fat.

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