160 Don't Drink with Tiger Woods

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You may notice that the audio on this weeks show is a bit.....crappy.  Well, when drinking and recording a podcast things tend to get a little screwed up.  But, the show must go on. Our show this week is tangent upon tangent.  Sometimes making sense is too difficult. Starshine is just as tired of Tiger Woods as Sunshine is, we both think he should shut the hell up and leave us all alone.  A Ugandan minister is trying to scare his flock by showing them hours of gay porn in church!!!  What kind of church is that?  Sunshine shares a little info on some new tiki schtuff, tikimasters.com for example is a great site that stocks plenty of masks, decor and art for your tiki bar or patio.  We offer up a third copy of The Parrot Talks in Chocolate to the listener who makes us a sock puppet of a parrot and sends us proof.  That sounds like fun.  Oh, and don't forget the cocktails and exotic music.  Our drink this week is called Tahitian Pearl and tastes like a heavenly island with cool breezes and barely dressed natives.

157 Pat Robertson Hates Haiti

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While enjoying a lovely rainy day here in the lounge, Sunshine and Pumpkin toast some cocktails and chat about the events of the past week.  Our cocktail is the Blue Bayou.  A simple and tasty vodka drink that pleases on a wet day.  Add a little music from the dollar bin that Pumpkin found and we're ready to talk.  Pat Robertson the "hates everyone but himself asshole" has been spouting off again.  This time he decries that Haiti made a pact with the devil and therefor deserves destruction.  Really???  Join us in the fight against Pat Robertson and send your email comments to his ministry.  700 Club CBN Network.  Next up, Sunshine gives some info on all the great tiki events coming this Summer and a review of The Parrot Talks in Chocolate by Everett Peacock.  Pumpkin explores the world of crazy ass holidays made up just so we can spend money on crap that no one needs.  And we the end the show with some fun drinking games you can play with all your friends and family. Be sure to check out:

Cocktailnation Podcast with Koop Kooper

Donate $$$ to Haiti relief

154 The Tiger Woods Lady Gaga Tsunami

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What cocktail do you server after your wife attacks you with a golf club?  We don't know either but we raise a toast to Tiger and Lady Gaga just the same.  Surely two of this years nuttiest nuts.  Pumpkin challenges Sunshine to another drink mixing game and we end up with a drink stiff enough for Ron Jeremy.  Sunshine shares some resources for the tiki crowd, including a visit to TikiLoungeTalk.com.  This blog site by Chris Pinto is full of great kitsch and the recipe for next weeks cocktail.  Take a listen to this weeks show and hear about spam, somoan tsunamis, party tips, blood diamonds, listener feedback, the horror of Xmas wish lists and so much more.  The very next podcast will be our annual Holiday Spectacularrrr!  Always a good time.