May 12, 2007

61 100% more tiki with less white trash

May 12, 2007/ Sunshine Tiki

Sunshine has discovered the best damn tiki directory every. Go to konakai.com to check out anything you can possibly imagine in the tiki world. You need tropical dog colars? Got it. You've been looking for a pineapple cooler for your brews? Got that too. Pumpkin got stuck in a dress this week, she was not taking into account the size of her rear area when slipping into the dressing room. Baby got back! Sunshine gives the low down on the new white trash neighbors and Pumpkin gets dirty emails from her 80 year old grandmother. Thats a show.

Click HERE to visit Konakai.com, your one stop resource for everything tiki, tropical or fun.

Drink of the Week
Cherry Blossom Punch
1/2oz lime juice
1/4oz grenadine
1/2oz Hawaiian punch
1 1/2oz Puerta Rican light rum
Dash Angostura bitters
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with fruit and a flower. We suggest orange rings, cherries and orchids.

May 05, 2007

60 This tiki hot tub is clothing optional

May 05, 2007/ Sunshine Tiki

Aloha and Mahalo for making the Zen Tiki Lounge so much fun. Pumpkin is afraid for her life now that she knows her Tivo is stalking her. It started sweet and innocent but the tension is mounting. Planning a trip to Spain, Tivo records a show about Spain. Hate your old, dirty toilet? Tivo records a how to replace a toilet show. It only gets creepier from there. Sunshine tells us about Fatty Sex and the wonderful literature donated by the Jehova's witnesses. We also share some good tips on starting your Summer Tiki Garden early.

Click HERE to visit Club One Seven, a kick ass bed and breakfast in Thailand.

Drink of the Week
Don's Pearl
1/2oz lime juice
1/2oz passion fruit juice
1oz guava juice
1/4oz honey cream mix
2oz bacardi light rum
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with a single strawberry on rim of glass.

April 21, 2007

59 Pumpkin is back from the Islands...Aloooooha

April 21, 2007/ Sunshine Tiki

Pumpkin is back from paradise. A whole week on Kuaui and a few stories to tell. Not to mention an entire list of drinks that make you want to hop over to the islands. Have you ever wanted a hot dog filled with mango? Maybe pineapple. We didnt' either but you can get in Kuaui. How about some cheap gas? Maybe a visit to the Coco Palms, home of Elvis Hawaiian villa. Pumpkin gives lots of reasons to visit the green island. Sunshine didn't get to go on the trip but still has lots to talk about. Families that drink corn juice, dogs that eat crayons and a great new word...Hoopajew.

Click HERE to visit the world famous Coco Palms.

Drink of the Week
PIYI
1/2oz lime juice, 2oz pineapple juice, 2oz passion fruit juice, 1/2oz honey cream mix, 1oz Bacardi gold rum, 1oz Ron Rico dark rum, dash angostura bitters, dash orgeat syrup. Add all to blender with crushed ice and blend well. To make honey cream mix: equal parts honey and sweet butter. Warm honey slightly in microwave and whip together with room temperature butter with a wisk or mixer until it forms an even yellow cream mixture. Store honey cream in a refrigerator or freezer.

April 11, 2007

58 The Puka Bar and the Cocktail

April 11, 2007/ Sunshine Tiki

Road Trip!!! Sunshine and Pumpkin go out on the road to the Puka Bar. Nestled in the quaint ocean hamlet of Long Beach sleeps the little known Puka Bar. Step inside for many a polynesian cocktail and some tunes on the juke box. You feeling it? Well anyway we did go to the Puka Bar and a nice little place it is. This week we also discuss the plight of the brontosaurus, Gods dumbest dinosaur. Don't forget to check us ot on myspace and be our friend.

Drink of the Week
Witch Docotor, Yellow Bird, Snow Monkey, Pele's Punch
When your at the Puka Bar be sure to order one of their tempting hand crafted rum cocktails. We recommend the Witch Doctor.

April 01, 2007

57 The Gays invent the real Tiki Kitchen

April 01, 2007/ Sunshine Tiki

It's a sad day in America when cats need to go on diets and the Girl Scouts are caught stealing. But on the lighter side Pumpkin is running off to Kauai to find us some great new booozy concoctions. After you have a few cocktails you will enjoy our chat about the gayest kitchen remodeling show on the planet. But how many straight men want to remodel a kitchen? Both of you should listen to this show for sure.

Drink of the Week
Mystery Cock tail
When you don't keep notes you sometimes can't remember what you said or the drink you had. Or maybe we just had a lot of the mystery drink. We hope you enjoy it as much.

March 24, 2007

56 The Stardust is no more. We'll drink to that!

March 24, 2007/ Sunshine Tiki

Sunshine finally gets to close the book on the Stardust Hotel Casino in Las Vegas. Once upon a time, way back in the 1990's there was a very bad weekend in Vegas. Listen to find out all the details. Some things just have to come to an end. Pumpkin is more concerned with manscaping and christian debt eliminating. Did you know that Jesus can take away your debt and raise your credit score? We didnt think so either but it was worht a try.

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Drink of the Week
Lucky's Charm
1oz light rum
1 oz Midori
1 oz lime juice
3 oz guanabana nectar
Throw everything in your shaker with plenty of ice. Shake well and pour into chilled collins glass with ice. Garnish with a lime wheel and maraschino cherry.

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March 02, 2007

55 Girl Scouts and Cocktails, a party waiting to happen

March 02, 2007/ Sunshine Tiki

Some of you noticed that our most recent show was a bit late. Ok, maybe two weeks late. But here we are pouring the cocktails just for our favorite listeners. Pumpkin had a terrible experience at our Mardi Gras party but Sunshine enjoyed himself. Guess who got the biggest beads? Pumpkin for some reason chose this show to talk about her amazing ability to guess what a man had for dinner by the taste and smell of his spunk. Thats right, SPUNK! Listen to hear all the madness.