154 The Tiger Woods Lady Gaga Tsunami

What cocktail do you server after your wife attacks you with a golf club?  We don't know either but we raise a toast to Tiger and Lady Gaga just the same.  Surely two of this years nuttiest nuts.  Pumpkin challenges Sunshine to another drink mixing game and we end up with a drink stiff enough for Ron Jeremy.  Sunshine shares some resources for the tiki crowd, including a visit to TikiLoungeTalk.com.  This blog site by Chris Pinto is full of great kitsch and the recipe for next weeks cocktail.  Take a listen to this weeks show and hear about spam, somoan tsunamis, party tips, blood diamonds, listener feedback, the horror of Xmas wish lists and so much more.  The very next podcast will be our annual Holiday Spectacularrrr!  Always a good time.

151 Halloween Just Won't Die

151 Halloween Just Won't Die

This episode is a re post from Halloween 2009.  Its like a spooky time warp for your ears.  Either this show was recorded before Halloween, or you hosts have had one too many cocktails.  Regardless, it's a good time in the Zen Tiki Lounge.  Kalani and Sunshine are sharing stories of Halloween past.  What are you afraid of?  A little eerie music, some fog, a touch of candle light.

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150 Windows 7 Crashes Our Halloween Party

Sunshine and Starshine are getting ready for the spookiest Halloween yet.  The giant punch bowl will be filled with "The Witches Minge" punch.  Sure to get all your creeps and ghouls in the mood for a frightful evening in your tiki bar or any other room of the house.  Just as scary is the launch of Windows 7 and the awesome videos on youtube.  Have you seen the Windows 7 Launch Party? If not, you must.  Quite possily one of the most horrible marketing campaigns ever thought up.  But we can all sit back and poke fun at the retardedness.  We give you plenty of other reasons to listen this week so tune in to hear them all.  And, don't forget to tell at least one friend about the podcast so you can spread us like VD. Try "The Witches Minge"

1.5 oz passion fruit juice (you can substitute a passion fruit punch, usually in frozen section)

1 oz pineapple juice (not from concentrate, Dole)

1 oz orange juice (fresh squeezed)

1 oz passion fruit vodka

1 oz amber rum (Mt. Gay works well)

Squeeze of lemon juice

Toss everything in your shaker with ice.  Pour into tiki mug filled with crushed ice.  Garnish with pineapple spear.  You can also make a large batch and serve in a punch bowl, float an ice ring in the punch bowl.  For punch bowl, multiply recipe by 10, 20, 30 or more.