11 My balls hurt after eating jelly beans and hot dogs.

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Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #11 - My balls hurt after eating jelly beans and hot dogs.

Drink of the WeekPassion Fruit Margarita 2oz tequila 1oz orange liqueur 1oz passion fruit puree 1oz lime juice 1oz simple syrup ice blend all together, salt or sugar rim of glass if you like.

Next Week's Drink Have these ingredients ready: Spiced Rum, Blackberry Brandy, Strawberry Daquiri Mix, Orange Juice, a blender.

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Show Notes Sunshine and Pumpking discuss the heavy topic of ball pain and the hot dog bun conspiracy. Old ladies have stinky poo farts and let it all out. We are disgusted with the upcoming movie Flight 93. Our lovely President has surely pushed for movies that will continue fear of other nations....supposed terrorists! What a jackass!!

10 Bush wants to blow Iran, while Americans get fatter and more stupid!

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Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #10 - Bush wants to blow Iran, while Americans get fatter and more stupid!

Drink of the Week:The Gilligan's Island 1oz Vodka 1oz Peach Schnapps 3oz Cranberry Juice 3oz Orange Juice

Next Week's Drink: Have the following ingredients ready: passion fruit puree, tequila, ice, a blender.

Show Notes: Imminent action against Iran, Yeah!! America's children are the fattest, and will be the dumbest of "educated" nations by 2023. New Car seats for fat babies. Bush likes his Americans stupid and fat.

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9 Bob Barker calls in sick, Tipping Sucks Ass, The Hills are alive in Orange County

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Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #09 - Bob Barker calls in sick, Tipping Sucks Ass, The Hills are alive in Orange County

Drink of the Week:Fuzzy Ass 2 oz Citrus Vodka 1.5 oz Peach Schnapps 1 oz Sour Mix 1 Tsp Grenadine Fill with Sprite Combine all ingredients but Sprite in shaker with ice. Cover, Shake and strain into cocktail glass. Pour sprite over top of cocktail. Garnish with a whole strawberry sliced down middle, wedge on glass rim. Next Weeks Drink: Have these ingredients ready: vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice. Show Notes: Pumpkin is dissappointed to miss out on the Price Is Right. We agree that tipping sucks and decide to sing along with Julie Andrews. Sunshine decrees that Speedus Minimus is the official GOD of Los Angeles. Daylight savings time gives us more sunlight and more shenanigans. 

8 Hello Mr. Martini, Wanda gets a Virgin, Curse-Word Substitution

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Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #08 - Hello Mr. Martini, Wanda gets a Virgin, Curse-Word Substitution

Drink of the Week:Jamaican Tenspeed 1 oz vodka 3/4 oz Melon liqueur 1/4 oz creme de banana 1/4 oz Malibu rum (any coconut rum) 1/2 oz half and half Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake, strain into glass.

Virgin Wanda Wisdom 1 cup fresh or frozen Strawberries 1 whole kiwi peeled and sliced and frozen 1/4 cup OJ 1/4 cup pineapple juice 1/2 cup ginger ale 1 cup ice Put all ingredients in blender, blend for 20-30 seconds and pour in glass. Sugar rim of glass if you like.

Show notes: Do black people come from basketballs, we discuss. Recent visits to movie theatres cause outrage. Crappy movies. Hear Sunshines point of view on credit companies taking advantage of minorities and illegal immigrants.

7 Gay Rights, Vegas Shenanigans, and Japanese Toilets. Oh My!

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Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #07 - Gay Rights, Vegas Shenanigans, and Japanese Toilets. Oh My!

Sunshine goes to Vegas, and Pumpkin discusses her views on inferior American toilets.

A Special Helloo There! to Wanda Wisdom.

Drink of the Week: Planter's Punch 3 oz Jamaican Rum 1 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Orange Juice 3 oz Pineapple Juice 2 dashes Angostura Bitters Dash of Grenadine Garnish with slice of lime

6 Hello to South America

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Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #06 - Hello to South America

This week, things on our mind included: Life near Saturn, A better life for Republicans. John Stewart as the next President? Could it work? Celebrating St. Patrick's day. And Dolly Parton's hooters.

This week's Drink: Key Lime Pie Martini

2 oz Vanilla Vodka 1 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Half & Half Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a wedge of lime! Careful, this drink will keep you wanting more!!