18 Get your tiki on! Drink up!

This week we go over all of the basic booze, liquers and mixers you'll need. Check us out next week for Part Two, where we'll discuss decor barware, plants, lighting, and music. Sunshine and Pumpkin also discuss filtering crappy booze, magically changing into premium spirits. Pumpkin expresses dismay about her boyfriend flying across the Atlantic to ride stupid roller coasters. We also breifly discuss the failure of the Senate to pass the Federal Marriage Amendment. Yay Gays! Lastly, Pumpkin gives Sunshine his very-late birthday present. Check out these sites for help with drink recipes, booze, and tips. Paradise Found OnlineTrader Vic's

Drink of the Week The Blue Whale 1 1/2 oz Vodka 1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao 1/2 oz Lemon Juice 1 tsp Fine Sugar Shake all with ice in a shaker, pour into chilled cocktail glass.

Next Week's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Vodka, Midori, Pineapple Juice.]]>

17 Tits, Zits, Bees and TP

The show is a tribute to Summer and all that goes with it. BBQ's and booze, what better pair? We read some listener email from England, give some advice on parenting and use dirty body part names for no reason at all. You know you want to listen.

Drink of the Week Octopus 1.5 oz light rum 151 1.5 oz OJ 1.5 oz Passion fruit nectar Dash of Angostura bitters Soda Hold the soda, pour the rest into a large snifter. Fill with finely crushed ice. Top with soda and stir. Garnish with a whole papaya.

Next weeks drink Have the following ingredeints ready: Vodka, Blue Curacao, Fresh lemon juice, fine sugar.

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16 Around the world in 16 weeks.

Drink of the WeekHawaiian Sunset 1 1/2 oz. Light Rum 1/2 oz. Orange Curacao 1/2 oz. Orgeat Syrup 1 oz. Sweet Sour Grenadine Syrup Blend ingredients except grenadine in blender with ice. Pour into tall glass, and top with grenadine. Garnish with fresh lime.

Next Week's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Light Rum 151, Orange Juice, Passion Fruit Nectar, Angostura Bitters and Soda.

On this week's show Sunshine and Pumpkin send a big "Howdy" to their listeners on the continent of Africa. The hot dog conspiracy continues, warning: don't let your children choke on weiners. Bush continues to speak on behalf of the country with arrogance and stupidity. A heavy episode, but worth the listen.

15 Pumpkin's Mother checks in to the looney bin, and the clappers go for a walk.

Drink of the Week:The Wavebender 1oz orange juice 1/2 oz lemon juice dash of grenadine add to shaker with ice, pour into collins glass over ice. Top off with ginger ale. Yum!

Next Weeks drink: Have the following ingredients ready:1 Light Rum, Orange Curacao, Orgeat Syrup, Sweet Sour, Grenadine Syrup.

News Flash! Hot Dogs now come in packages of eight. Amazing! Pumpkins Mother takes a dive off the deep end with taboo questions for the beadroom. Large people clap while walking for cancer and we say a great big tiki HELLO to all our fans in Washington, Oregon and British Columbia.

14 Shrinkage is more interesting than David Blaine.

Drink of the WeekPineapple-Coconut Margarita 1oz Tequila 1oz Triple Sec 1-2 oz Cream of Coconut or Coconut Milk 1 cup ice Blend all ingredients, pour into margarita glass rimmed with sugar or salt.

Next Week's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Orange Juice, Lemon Juice, Grenadine, Ginger Ale

Show Notes Sometimes you just can't get what you want. Horrible customer service has become a part of life but you can get your point across with dirty language and yelling. David Blaine fails us all, and the new nutritional tv shows...some good and some bad. Pumpkin walks for cancer with Mom, and we talk about Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's out there!

13 Mannies, Manscaping and Immigration. What better combination could you ask for?

Drink of the WeekPearl Harbor 1oz Vodka 1oz Midori 1/2oz Pineapple Juice 1/2oz Orange Juice Maraschino Cherry for garnish Toss all into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain, into collins glass filled with ice. Enjoy!

Next Weeks's Drink Have the following ingredients ready: Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Milk, Blender, Ice, Salt.

Show Notes Sunshine and Pumpkin delve deep into their pants to discuss shaving or not shaving. Mexico's president and president bush are the same evil man. Immigration tickles our hot button, but the traffic sure was better. Lastly, we take the time to share our thoughts on cow flatulance's contributions to global warming. It doesn't get any better!

Newsflash! The Senate is preparing to Vote on the "Federal Marriage Amendment" This defines Marriage in the United States as only between Man and Woman. Think about this... Regardless about how you personally feel about Gay people getting married. The constitution is no place for this type of discrimination! This amendment would forever write discrimination into the United States Constitution. The Constitution was written to protect and ensure equality for ALL Americans. This amendment would destroy that equality by rewriting the Constitution to treat same-sex couples differently than other Americans. Church and State are separate in America! That is what makes our country so great! We are free to pursue our own beliefs. But crazy conservatives are trying to destroy that basic principal which our country was founded on. Please take 1 minute to visit This Website to ask your senator to Vote against the FMA and defend the principles of freedom and equality in our Constitution.

12 Rainbows, Cotton Swabs and Walmart like to party on Thursday.

Drink of the weekKungaloosh! 1 cup Daily's Strawberry Daiquiri Mix 1/4 cup orange juice 1/4 cup Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum 1/4 cup blackberry brandy Toss it in a blender with enough ice to make it slushy.

Next Weeks Drink Have the follwing ingredients ready: Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Maraschino Cherry

Show Notes This week Sunshine and Pumpkin discover that the cool people party on Thursday. We also tell the story of the rainbow flag, piss off God and lets not forget the tale of the pink lint in the dryer. Pour a drink and enjoy!