65 Tiki style and a Zen cocktail

Time to go back to school. Sunshine brings us a lesson from the book of Tiki Style. Don't say we never teach you something useful. Pumpkin gives us an idea of what her upcoming trip to Europe will be like. Starting in London and then swimming over to Spain for some roller coasters and a zip through Euro pride in Madrid. She better bring me a t-shirt. Lastly Sunshine tells the dramatic and insane story of his mother in the pasta restaurant. We end it all (well not END it all) with the usual shenanigans.

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Drink of the Week
Fabulous Fruity Flamingo
1 cup chopped frozen fruit (strawberries, pineapple)
2oz gold rum
1oz Midori
Throw everything ina blender and add a splash or two of OJ or pineapple juice.
Squeeze a lime over the top
Garnish with a parasol and pineapple wedge with maraschino cherry.

64 No Tikis, No Gays in Tennessee

Sunshine has just returned from Sin City and tells all. How much can you get comped in Vegas? Everything from hotel rooms to show tickets and even food and booze, you just gotta know how. Pumpkin tells a sordid story of her latest lesbian girlfriend she met on a bus in San Diego. Her boyfriend doesn't know about JENNIFER so don't go tellin. We also challenge all listeners to send in their drink suggestions for Club One Seven in Thailand. Lastly we give our opinions on tongue piercings and oral sex.....worth it or not? Tune in to find out.

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Drink of the Week
Fabulous Fruity Flamingo
1 cup chopped frozen fruit (strawberries, pineapple)
2oz gold rum
1oz Midori
Throw everything ina blender and add a splash or two of OJ or pineapple juice.
Squeeze a lime over the top
Garnish with a parasol and pineapple wedge with maraschino cherry.

63 Mara Amu and the Gray nightmare

So many people to welcome to the Lounge this week. Aloha and Mahalo for joining us. Our cocktail this week is the Mara Amu. A tasty drink recommended by listener Peter. Sunshine celebrates a birthday, 27 to be exact. Pumpkin goes on a rant about the evil of WalMart and the undoing of America by low prices. What a fun filled show we have for you. Blend up a cocktail and listen to our colorful spin on life.

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Drink of the Week
Mara Amu
1/2oz light rum
1/2oz dark rum
1/2oz gold anejo rum
3/4oz grapefruit juice
3/4oz orange juice
3/4oz passion fruit syrup
squeeze of lime
Toss everything in a blender, add 1 cup of crushed ice and hit the button. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with a lime wheel and maraschino cherry.

62 Tiki Oasis is coming, BE THERE!!!

It's time for all of us to pile into the Winnebago and head down to sunny San Diego for Tiki Oasis 7. This year the entire crowne plaza resort has been rented out just for those of us who love the tiki culture. Listen to great surf rock, exotica and DJ's a plenty. Tickets include both nights of fun but you should stay at the hotel for the most fun. You like cocktails? How about trinkets? Maybe a nice Polynesian poolside luau? Then don't miss all three days of Tiki Oasis 7. Sunshine and Pumpkin will be there with bells on. Or maybe a lei or two. Listen to this weeks show for more great details and the usual shenanigans.

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Drink of the Week
French Polynesia
1oz dark rum
1oz light rum
2oz lychee juice
1 cup frozen pineapple chunks
1/2oz Grand Marnier
Dash Angostura bitters
Toss everything in a blender and hit the button. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with fruit and a flower. Try to use fresh pineapple spears for garnish.

61 100% more tiki with less white trash

Sunshine has discovered the best damn tiki directory every. Go to konakai.com to check out anything you can possibly imagine in the tiki world. You need tropical dog colars? Got it. You've been looking for a pineapple cooler for your brews? Got that too. Pumpkin got stuck in a dress this week, she was not taking into account the size of her rear area when slipping into the dressing room. Baby got back! Sunshine gives the low down on the new white trash neighbors and Pumpkin gets dirty emails from her 80 year old grandmother. Thats a show.

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Drink of the Week
Cherry Blossom Punch
1/2oz lime juice
1/4oz grenadine
1/2oz Hawaiian punch
1 1/2oz Puerta Rican light rum
Dash Angostura bitters
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with fruit and a flower. We suggest orange rings, cherries and orchids.

60 This tiki hot tub is clothing optional

Aloha and Mahalo for making the Zen Tiki Lounge so much fun. Pumpkin is afraid for her life now that she knows her Tivo is stalking her. It started sweet and innocent but the tension is mounting. Planning a trip to Spain, Tivo records a show about Spain. Hate your old, dirty toilet? Tivo records a how to replace a toilet show. It only gets creepier from there. Sunshine tells us about Fatty Sex and the wonderful literature donated by the Jehova's witnesses. We also share some good tips on starting your Summer Tiki Garden early.

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Drink of the Week
Don's Pearl
1/2oz lime juice
1/2oz passion fruit juice
1oz guava juice
1/4oz honey cream mix
2oz bacardi light rum
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with a single strawberry on rim of glass.

59 Pumpkin is back from the Islands...Aloooooha

Pumpkin is back from paradise. A whole week on Kuaui and a few stories to tell. Not to mention an entire list of drinks that make you want to hop over to the islands. Have you ever wanted a hot dog filled with mango? Maybe pineapple. We didnt' either but you can get in Kuaui. How about some cheap gas? Maybe a visit to the Coco Palms, home of Elvis Hawaiian villa. Pumpkin gives lots of reasons to visit the green island. Sunshine didn't get to go on the trip but still has lots to talk about. Families that drink corn juice, dogs that eat crayons and a great new word...Hoopajew.

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Drink of the Week
PIYI
1/2oz lime juice, 2oz pineapple juice, 2oz passion fruit juice, 1/2oz honey cream mix, 1oz Bacardi gold rum, 1oz Ron Rico dark rum, dash angostura bitters, dash orgeat syrup. Add all to blender with crushed ice and blend well. To make honey cream mix: equal parts honey and sweet butter. Warm honey slightly in microwave and whip together with room temperature butter with a wisk or mixer until it forms an even yellow cream mixture. Store honey cream in a refrigerator or freezer.