42 Send the politicians to IRAQ! Let them die.

Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #42 - Send the politicians to IRAQ! Let them die.

The entire country is in political chaos. You didn't notice? Well put that cocktail down for a moment and read a paper. Better yet read some news from outside our fun little part of the world. Our own media won't tell it like it is, but we will. Just to make sure this episode isn't to heavy for you we also delve into the some very important issues like pleated pants, Taco Bell horse meat and retarded commercials. Our drink this week is sure to make you feel all warm an cozy on a cool Autumn evening.

Drink of the Week
Spiked Apple Cider
1-2oz 100 proof cinnamon schnapps
4-6oz Organic apply juice or cider
Bring your apple cider to a nice boil, pour into the tiki mug of your choice and add your schnapps. Sip carefully, the beverage you are about to enjoy will knock you on your ass.

41 Politically speaking...Kill Me Already!

Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #41 - Politically speaking...Kill Me Already!

Sunshine gets a facial, keep your minds out of the gutter. Skin care is very important. Staying young is easier than you think. Who are you voting for? Did you vote? Sunshine and Pumpkin speak their minds about the current midterm election. Sip a Bangkok Banger while listening.

Drink of the Week
Bangkok Banger
2oz lemon lime soda
4oz cherry juice
1oz lemon vodka
1oz concord wine
Pour soda into champagne flute. In shaker combine cherry juice, vodka and wine. Shake with ice, and slowly pour into glass.

40 Cocktails, Dreams and Racism

Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #40 - Cocktails, Dreams and Racism

Pumpkin has dreams/nightmares of John Stewart and Wanda Wisdom. Sunshine is attacked by eye boogers and can't dial his phone. Bill Clinton goes to the bathroom and racist Granny takes over the world. Well not really, but what would the world be like if old people ran the world? Pumpkin also comes to the conclusion that she can solve all her holiday shopping woes by selling all the old jewelery from ex boyfriends.

Drink of the Week
Pear Cider
6oz sparkling pear cider
1/2oz sour apple schnapps
1/2oz midori
1oz vodka
In a tall glass pour over ice, midori, vodka and schnapps. Stir lightly. Pour pear cider over top and give one more stir.

39 Pink Flamingos are now endangered, save the flamingos!

Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #39 - Pink Flamingos are now endangered, save the flamingos!

George Bush has done it now. After shipping all of our good American jobs over to China and various other foreign countries, he just won't be happy till we are all out of work. The makers of the original pink lawn flamingo is closing its factory due to high costs of production. What does this mean for those of us who may need a plastic flamingo in an emergency? Only bad. Sunshine gives a few tips for getting your flamingo, throwing a great holiday tiki party and some very tacky decor to go with.

Drink of the Week
Bluesberry Cocktail
1 .5oz Apple vodka
1/2oz Grand Marnier
4oz blueberry juice
Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake well and pour in a martini glass.

38 Hobo stew and pissing in coffee cans.

Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #38 - Hobo stew and pissing in coffee cans.

Sunshine and Pumpkin remember the family vacations of past Summers. Pumpkin has a far different view on the old family vacation, hotels not camping. Sunshine ruffed it with a tent and home made camper complet with porta potty. You need to listen just to hear about "hobo stew," quite possibly the best in camp cooking. And don't forget the best reaons for stopping by the lounge, a new cocktail every week.

Drink of the Week
Voyant Chai Liqueur
2oz Voyant Chai Liqueur
6oz Coffee or Hot Cocoa
Just stir and add some whip cream.

37 Halloween Deux

Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #37 - Halloween Deux

Sunshine tells how to plan a great Halloween party and keep it real. Try lots of black light, plenty of spider web, good old fashioned dry ice and some tasty bits and pieces. Make sure to tell your guests its a costume party, strongly recommend costumes. Last but not least you will need to make some themed cocktails.

Drink of the Week
Yellow Tang
1.5oz Raspberry Rum
1oz Citrus Vodka
Add V8 Mango and stir. Yummmy!

36 Halloween is not supposed to be cute! Lets drink!

Sunshine & Pumpkin ZTL #36 - Halloween is not supposed to be cute! Lets drink!

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, do we need to decorate our yards for Halloween? Should it look like Snoopy and friends blew up on my neighbors yard? No! Halloween is supposed to be scary and surprising. Can you tell Sunshine is sensitive to this subject? You will get Sunshines point of view on a true Halloween.

Drink of the Week
Hot Scotch
1.5oz Butterscotch Schnapps
6-8oz Hot Chocolate
Add Schnapps to hot cocoa and stir. Yummmy!