9 Bob Barker calls in sick, Tipping Sucks Ass, The Hills are alive in Orange County

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Drink of the Week:Fuzzy Ass 2 oz Citrus Vodka 1.5 oz Peach Schnapps 1 oz Sour Mix 1 Tsp Grenadine Fill with Sprite Combine all ingredients but Sprite in shaker with ice. Cover, Shake and strain into cocktail glass. Pour sprite over top of cocktail. Garnish with a whole strawberry sliced down middle, wedge on glass rim. Next Weeks Drink: Have these ingredients ready: vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice. Show Notes: Pumpkin is dissappointed to miss out on the Price Is Right. We agree that tipping sucks and decide to sing along with Julie Andrews. Sunshine decrees that Speedus Minimus is the official GOD of Los Angeles. Daylight savings time gives us more sunlight and more shenanigans. 

8 Hello Mr. Martini, Wanda gets a Virgin, Curse-Word Substitution

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Drink of the Week:Jamaican Tenspeed 1 oz vodka 3/4 oz Melon liqueur 1/4 oz creme de banana 1/4 oz Malibu rum (any coconut rum) 1/2 oz half and half Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake, strain into glass.

Virgin Wanda Wisdom 1 cup fresh or frozen Strawberries 1 whole kiwi peeled and sliced and frozen 1/4 cup OJ 1/4 cup pineapple juice 1/2 cup ginger ale 1 cup ice Put all ingredients in blender, blend for 20-30 seconds and pour in glass. Sugar rim of glass if you like.

Show notes: Do black people come from basketballs, we discuss. Recent visits to movie theatres cause outrage. Crappy movies. Hear Sunshines point of view on credit companies taking advantage of minorities and illegal immigrants.

7 Gay Rights, Vegas Shenanigans, and Japanese Toilets. Oh My!

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Sunshine goes to Vegas, and Pumpkin discusses her views on inferior American toilets.

A Special Helloo There! to Wanda Wisdom.

Drink of the Week: Planter's Punch 3 oz Jamaican Rum 1 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Orange Juice 3 oz Pineapple Juice 2 dashes Angostura Bitters Dash of Grenadine Garnish with slice of lime

6 Hello to South America

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This week, things on our mind included: Life near Saturn, A better life for Republicans. John Stewart as the next President? Could it work? Celebrating St. Patrick's day. And Dolly Parton's hooters.

This week's Drink: Key Lime Pie Martini

2 oz Vanilla Vodka 1 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Half & Half Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a wedge of lime! Careful, this drink will keep you wanting more!!

4 Tiki Butts, Mardi Gras, & Clay Aiken

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Topics Include:Reminders for Retards. Fat People were born for Buffets. Pumpkin takes us to Hawaii to discuss Tiki Butts. Clay Aiken, The worlds biggest loser. The Pussy gets a bath.

This week's drink is the: MelonMartini! Take 2 oz Vodka, 2 oz Pineapple Juice, 1 oz Midori. Shake with Ice and strain into a Martini Glass. Garnish with Frozen Melon Balls.