4 Tiki Butts, Mardi Gras, & Clay Aiken

Topics Include:Reminders for Retards. Fat People were born for Buffets. Pumpkin takes us to Hawaii to discuss Tiki Butts. Clay Aiken, The worlds biggest loser. The Pussy gets a bath.

This week's drink is the: MelonMartini! Take 2 oz Vodka, 2 oz Pineapple Juice, 1 oz Midori. Shake with Ice and strain into a Martini Glass. Garnish with Frozen Melon Balls.