Once upon a time, every good tiki bar had a coffee rum drink menu.  At least 3 or more decent after dinner drinks that helped you "sober" before going home.  We may no longer be under the delusion that drinking coffee will help you get ready to operate a motor vehicle, but we certainly subscribe to the train of thought that our stimulants and depressants should be mixed together.  Try Iced Lava Java on your next warm morning.