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ZTL 208 Palm Springs Punch And Tiki Caliente III

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Before you listen to the podcast this week you better gather up your booze and make some Palm Springs Punch.  Our cocktail this week is great for one or a hundred.  Palm Springs mixologist Rory “Wildsville” man Snyder wanted to share his punch recipe with us, and this is just one more reason to look forward to Tiki Caliente III this May 20-22. Over two dozen faithful listeners pledged to mix up some punch while listening, we are literally drinking this cocktail all over the world.  And speaking of Tiki Caliente, Sunshine brings us the tiki news segment.  Get the dates and info for just about every big event this Summer.  Next we try filtering cheap rum to see if we can stretch our dollar in this tough economy.  Did we?  Listen to find out.  We also continue to support efforts to raise money for relief in Japan after the earthquakes and tsunami. Don’t let this tragedy become old news until people get the help they need.  And theres a lot more show squeezed in between.

Palm Springs Punch by Rory Snyder

1 1/2 oz of Coruba Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Trip Sec
1/2 oz Creme De Noyaux
…1 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Sweet n Sour
stir with ice, top with cherry and orange slice..

ZTL 117 Skittle Infusions and Sweater Yams

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Aloha Tiki Friends, it’s a brand new week in the Zen Tiki Lounge and we are both ready for some unwinding.  Our little drinky this week is the Ward Eight.  A bourbon style concoction makes  a rare appearance in the Lounge.  If you only drink foo fu drinks you should still try this one.  A classic sour drink.  A drink named after an insane asylum is just what Pumpkin needed to get her started on Jesus bashing and old people trashing.  Sunshine revisits the nipple problem, just where exactly does that milk come from.  We also take another look at the mystery of the snuggie, the worlds best selling infomercial product of all time!  Really!  And thats just a sample of the great bag of crap in this weeks podcast.  Remember to share with a friend….the cocktail too.

ZTL 114 Visiting Jamaica with Coruba Rum

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Aloha Tiki Friends!  It’s been a looong week for all of us here in the Zen Tiki Lounge.  A cocktail or two, or three was certainly sounding good.  We start with a great Mai Tai, direct from the Foundation Tiki bar in Milwaukee.  To make this you will need to track some Coruba Jamaican rum.  Finding some rock candy syrup is a good idea as well, but simple syrup works in a pinch.  Not long after we started sipping this stiff libation the conversation quickly turned to breast feeding, anal insertions, taxes for gays, the magic bullet blender, and for good measure we threw in a little Jesus.  Starshine certinaly kept things lively.  Enjoy!  Be sure to visit the official site for the Foundation Tiki Bar.

ZTL 105 Jesus, Suze Orman and Sarah Palin

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Sunshine was observing that Suze Orman may be the queen of the cougars.  Cougars are getting a lot of hype lately and Suze the money guru really knows how to get what she wants.  Pumpkin changes the subject to Jesus and the commercialization of the Christian religion.  What does Jesus have to do with Halloween?  Nothing!  However John McCain and Sarah Palin will do everything they can to ban Halloween altogether.  But thats not all.  Sunshine shares some of his favorite zen sleep music.  Have trouble sleeping like Sunshine?  Then go get yourself some of these selections for meditation and sleep  And much much more.

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Drink of the Week 

Smashed Pumpkin

1oz Voyant (or any chai liqueur)

3/4oz amaretto

1/2oz high proof cinnamon schnapps

 

This cocktail or shooter is just in time for Halloween and makes a good addition to any holiday party all the way till Thanksgiving.  Put all ingredients in a shaker with crushed ice and shake for at least 30 seconds.  You want some good froth and dilution of the ice.  Pour into a chilled martini glass and serve very cold.