Aloha, welcome to the Zen Tiki Lounge. A dimly lit tiki bar that lives in your head. Each and every podcast we bring you a new exotic cocktail followed by plenty of tiki talk, exotica tunes and whatever else your loyal hosts Sunshine, Pumpkin and Starshine care to dispense. Politics, religion and current events are all free game. This podcast is not for the kiddies, so remember to get a sitter before tuning in. Mahalo.

Monthly Archive for November, 2006

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ZTL #40 – Cocktails, Dreams and Racism

Published on November 5, 2006. 0 Comments

Pumpkin has dreams/nightmares of John Stewart and Wanda Wisdom. Sunshine is attacked by eye boogers and can’t dial his phone. Bill Clinton goes to the bathroom and racist Granny takes over the world. Well not really, but what would the world be like if old people ran the world? Pumpkin also comes to the conclusion that she can solve all her holiday shopping woes by selling all the old jewelery from ex boyfriends.

Drink of the Week
Pear Cider
6oz sparkling pear cider
1/2oz sour apple schnapps
1/2oz midori
1oz vodka
In a tall glass pour over ice, midori, vodka and schnapps. Stir lightly. Pour pear cider over top and give one more stir.

ZTL #39 – Pink Flamingos are now endangered, save the flamingos!

Published on November 1, 2006. 0 Comments

George Bush has done it now. After shipping all of our good American jobs over to China and various other foreign countries, he just won’t be happy till we are all out of work. The makers of the original pink lawn flamingo is closing its factory due to high costs of production. What does this mean for those of us who may need a plastic flamingo in an emergency? Only bad. Sunshine gives a few tips for getting your flamingo, throwing a great holiday tiki party and some very tacky decor to go with.

Drink of the Week
Bluesberry Cocktail
1
.5oz Apple vodka
1/2oz Grand Marnier
4oz blueberry juice
Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake well and pour in a martini glass.